This morning I read my horoscope in Elle Magazine:
“If you’ve been dating in the hopes of finding your one true love - and are almost on the verge of giving up - the lunar eclipse on the 10th could restore your faith. With Saturn and Neptune supporting this eclipse, a chance meeting may take you places within days of this powerful moon, but for the best chances you need to expand your criteria for the ideal person.”
The thing that I like about horoscopes is they’re so good at suggesting interesting things will happen to you, but they’re sufficiently vague enough so that if it doesn’t come true, that doesn’t necessarily make the horoscope wrong. It’s a lovely system. At the very least maybe it can distract me for a few days, and hopefully after the 10th I’ll have forgotten about this guy anyway.
